Scared in the Kitchen

My friend Charley Stanchik has a YouTube channel, Scared in the Kitchen.  To begin with, Charles is, first and foremost, a fan of the King, Elvis Presley.  That must be distinctly understood.  Charles is not an Elvis impersonator, but he carries himself in the style the Memphis Mafia — a typical outfit is white tie over a black shirt, two-toned shoes, black pants — and he tries in every way to honor the essence of the King.  And he does a good job of it.

Charles does dress in full Elvis regalia on Halloween, and he passes out candy in front to the local CVS as a much-beloved part of the Chevy Chase neighborhood Halloween Parade along our three-block commercial strip.  Hundreds of children and adults attend, often in very clever costumes, but Charles always is the main attraction.

Here we are —

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Note the blue suede shoes.

On his YouTube channel, Charles styles himself as a “Representative to King Elvis Presley  and Culinary Specialist.”  His cooking is unconstrained by standards cooking techniques and recipes.  For example, his recipe for Chewy Pizza involves microwaving a non-microwave DiGiorno pizza.  The center comes out chewy.

Actually, the Chewy Pizza recipe is among his least adventurous.  Most of the recipes follow his motto: “if it fits in he microwave, shove it in.  And a pound of cheese goes with everything.”  Most of the dishes are aptly labeled “surprises.”   Examples are Egg Salad Surprise,  Pasta Surprise, and Chili Surprise.  You should check them out.  I can’t say that I’ve ever tried any of these recipes, and I won’t promise to try any.  My tastes run in more conventional channels.  But I do admire Charley’s efforts and his bold individuality in a city of charcoal grey suits.  It’s always a pleasure to see him.

5 thoughts on “Scared in the Kitchen

  1. Hello john tanner. Thank you for cheering my day. I began today with bad news that Joseph mascolo who played Stefano dimera on days our lives died at the age of 87. He will be missed.
    I’m the creator and star of Scared in the kitchen. I call my dishes surprise because I eat my own cooking and I live. I upload new episodes weekly. I put a pound of cheese on almost everything.
    I’m singing on YouTube. See Charlie sings Blue Christmas to see me sing that many more of the king’s songs.. I have been representing the king since I was 9 years old on 1974. I saw him in concert 6-27-76 night show and 5-22-77 at the capital center ,went to Graceland on 5-88 and on 8-16-90 I was interviewed on NPR morning edition by Alex Chadwick. I represent the king at CVS on Halloween for 13 years so far.

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